10) Ran out of talking points.
9) Thought, “Hmm . . . Prime Minister . . . pretty sweet
gig . . .”
8) Didn’t get invited to King Abdullah’s funeral. Bummed.
7) Suddenly realized Conservatives don’t like gay guys.
6) Doesn’t want to have to tell Jason Kenney.
5) Knew quitting would really confuse John Ivison.
4) Looked around at last cabinet meeting and thought “WTF?”
3) Realized he was living in Ottawa in February and thought “WTF?”
2) Stephen Harper.
1) No more trips to Moldova.
– Frank Moher
