News flash, kids: Paris Hilton is a space cadet. The real kind. That goes into space. When the first ragingly commercial shuttle craft, the Virgin (HA!) Enterprise, takes off next year, our very own Witless Wonder will be on it. True, she may be $200,000 US poorer for the experience. And true, she may have […]
Dave, where have you been?
By Frank Moher David Letterman’s brilliant skewering of Paris Hilton last Friday night, even as it confirms that he still has the old mojo, throws into relief just what went wrong with our boy Dave over two decades. First an appreciation: Letterman’s performance was as good as the graceful jetés Johnny Carson was capable of […]