Item: “Nearly a quarter of condos in Vancouver are empty or occupied by non-residents in some dense areas of downtown, a signal that investors play a significant role in the city’s housing market.”
Item: “At the summit of luxury, taking advantage of the voluptuous and expanding architecture at the very top floors, we have created a small collection of large homes that we call the Estates.”
Welcome to The Estates, where we take not living in your home to a whole new level. Our luxurious homes offer forever views you’ll never look at and incredible outdoor terraces you’ll never tread.
Wide open spaces! The Estates feature three and four bedroom homes able to accommodate large families (not that they’ll need to) or the ability to host out of town guests. Our homes are so beautiful, your guests won’t even care that you’re not there!
You’ll never play the piano in your Grand Salon or walk on its Oak Herringbone floors. We have no idea who that actual living human being sitting on the couch is — we’ll have her removed immediately.
The Estates. The home you’ll never set foot in. Why? Because you have waaaaay too fucking much money.
– Frank Moher
